Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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