The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
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Let's paint friendship bongs
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
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I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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