Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
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I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
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mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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