where am i from again
Slut skills are useful in every country.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
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I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
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Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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