Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
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at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
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............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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