Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
did you just send me my own nude
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
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