"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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