Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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