what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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