all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
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Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
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He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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