We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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