We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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