at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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