About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
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I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
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You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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