try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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