Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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