gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
this boner is exhausting
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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