Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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