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awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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