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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

This phone does not accept mass texts. Try again.

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(267): This phone does not accept mass texts. Try again. http://tfl.nu/qxgz

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(609): View more from New Jersey

she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that

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pussy has no personality

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Amen to that

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(609): she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that (484): pussy has no personality (609): Amen to that http://tfl.nu/mkon

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(630): View more from Illinois

i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on

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(630): i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on http://tfl.nu/rm4w

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(304): View more from West Virginia

She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.

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(304): She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth. http://tfl.nu/p490

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.

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(919): Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride. http://tfl.nu/6akp

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(330): View more from Ohio

WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.

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(330): WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL. http://tfl.nu/0dj7

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(636): View more from Missouri

there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter

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(636): there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter http://tfl.nu/6rqt

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(703): View more from Virginia

You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.

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(703): You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter. http://tfl.nu/b2tf

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird

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(608): I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird http://tfl.nu/y10m

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.

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(610): My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help. http://tfl.nu/86v6

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(214): View more from Texas

This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.

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(214): This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family. http://tfl.nu/r35r

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

So how was the sex with me last night?

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No worse than usual.

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(202): So how was the sex with me last night? (703): No worse than usual. http://tfl.nu/1snn

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(219): View more from Indiana

You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.

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(219): You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week. http://tfl.nu/gko2

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do

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(203): Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do http://tfl.nu/ky18

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(604): View more from British Columbia

Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"

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(604): Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money" http://tfl.nu/398x

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