I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions