...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
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good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
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Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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