girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
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lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
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High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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