After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
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