just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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