If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
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White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
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Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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