CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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