You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
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Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
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I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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