everyone is single if you try hard enough
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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