is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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