her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
oh god the rape fog is back!
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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