Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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