she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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