He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
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