apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
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I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
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Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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