He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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