My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
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