please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I would fuck him just for his dog
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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