If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
birth control should be required to get into college
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
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Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
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I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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