sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
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Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
So many bounce houses so little time
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
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Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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