the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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