she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
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You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
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YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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