too bad you live with your parents still
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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