there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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