and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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