So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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