butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
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dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
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I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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