im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
