Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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