Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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