good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
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I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
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He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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