the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
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I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
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I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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