Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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