I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
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I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
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Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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