chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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