i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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